记一个英语和情商双低的小孩

吃完晚饭回家路上，和Eddie聊天提到可以让AI模仿国际学校招生官面试，他很有兴趣地问有什么面试题目。

我读道：What are your favorite subjects at school?

他说：PE, Chinese and Art.

我：You need to give reasons.

Eddie：I like PE class because I can play with my friends and there is no homework for PE class…

我：You will probably get rejected for that… What about Chinese?

Eddie：I like Chinese because I like… 课文怎么说？

我：……articles on the textbook

Eddie：I like the articles on the textbook.

我：….for example?

Eddie：For example, （用歪果仁地腔调）梅兰芳嘘（蓄）嘘（须）and 王戎不取道旁李

我：小古文都出来了…… And art?

Eddie：I like art class because I can do… 手工怎么说？

我：…handcraft

Eddie：I can do handcrafts on art class. Next question!

我：What do you enjoy doing in your free time?

Eddie：I enjoy making games to play myself and with my friends. （就是在纸上画迷宫转盘之类的玩意儿）

我：你不能说些学校爱听的吗？

Eddie：爱听什么？

我：Like reading.

Eddie：I enjoy reading and doing homework in my free time.

我：If you are doing homework, it will not be called free time!

Eddie：Next question!

我：Have you ever participated in any school clubs or extracurricular activities?

Eddie：Extracurricular activities是啥？

我：课外活动。

Eddie: I have skii class, tennis class, maths class, grammar class and running class.

我：That’s called track and field. Which one is your favorite and why?

Eddie：My favorite is the skii class because it has more breaks than tennis class.

我：That’s another reason you will get rejected.

Eddie：Why???!!!

我：你听起来就是一个爱偷懒的小孩啊！！！

Eddie：Next!

我：Can you tell us about a time when you worked with a group of students to complete a project?

Eddie：No.

我：……什么叫No？

Eddie：你问Can you tell us，那我回答No呀！

我：!@#$%^&* 【此处省略一万字解释为什么不可以回答No】

Eddie：On 探究课怎么说？… my classmate and I did a 小演讲怎么说？… the subject is 西游记怎么说？… I was in charge of making 屁屁踢… Brian was in charge of 问答环节怎么说？… Jerome was the captain and he was in charge of giving us jobs and changing my PPT and blablablabla…

我：This is the opportunity for you to showcase your teamwork spirit and leadership so it should be about your leadership not Jerome’s, okay?

Eddie：Okay. There were two other members on our team, and they didn’t participate in any discussion and did nothing on the project.

我：Great, a perfect example of bad teamwork spirit and lousy leadership!

国际学校是没希望了T.T 可能还是考语数外卷子比较适合他……